The Vatican: Friend or Foe?

Disturbing news again at Star Wars. Pope Benedict arrived at the DBTruckers-Tindersticks game an hour before tip-off. Security Forces are stationed at all games to keep gangs, and popes from bringing guns to Star Wars. When the pope was stopped at the entrance gate, it is reported that Pope Benedict brandished a hand gun and put it in the face of a security person and demanded to be let in. "I'll never forget that gun in my face", said guard John Candy. "The pope kept asking me 'how did it feel' but I was too scared to answer him. "

At halftime, the Pope went to the floor with 6 Cardinals and began yet another Gun Safety Talk, which he calls the Safety Dance. But instead of a safety talk and dance, the pope did Cowboy tricks with his gun and holster, at onee time pointing the gun at the crowd, the scoreboard, and even at his own head. Then he left in a huff. Actually it was more like a minute and a huff. The Drive By Truckers won the game, 82-62, and will now face the 1-seeded Dandy Warhols on Sunday.